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Thank you for visiting our new Internet site. As a very serious and important business for grownups, we want to give you the opportunity to stay in touch with our company and our offers. A new content management system will enable us to always keep you up to date. Having said that, we have no idea what it means.

At present, our web site is still under construction. We are making an effort to present you with our entire spectrum of offers as soon as possible. At this point we can provide you with information regarding the fabulous gift of personally written and tailored poetry and individual tissues (regular and man size). The emphasis of our site is described by our non corporate statement- "It's a lovely idea but not entirely necessary". Please check back with this site later.

In the meantime you can reach us on 0418 526 146. We are looking forward to hearing from you. You can also contact us at our e-mail address- jackie@shoesforfish.com.

If you are not familiar with our company and your first contact with us is online, we would be pleased to hear from you! Let us know your needs and questions and we will be more than happy to help you...if you are nice....and if we got enough sleep last night.

Shoes for Fish was established in the late 1600s and has been responsible for providing outstanding unnecessary gifts ever since. Our specialty is in the area of personal prose, imaginary friends and underwear for squirrels. Naturally we also specialise in a range of pescatorial footwear (that means shoes for fish).

Our regular customers particularly value breathing, money and patronising outrageous websites. Our business is located near Castlemaine in Central Victoria;